The appointments and blood tests,
The trips to and fro
(The unmentionables that took place down below!)
The waiting, anxiety and gnashing of teeth
Have now all been replaced by a great sense of relief.

The scans are conclusive, your cancer seems clearer

You can compete with Beyonce for rear of the year-er!

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Let us raise a glass to perdunculations past

And look forward to Christmas - cancer you can kiss my...

hand and say farewell!

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