Poems

Lost for words on those big occasions when you have to stand up and say something?
Well - have something to say with one of our specially written Personal Poems…

Ideal for valentines day, birthdays, weddings, works send offs, retirements, anniversaries, christenings, eulogies or a love poem - you can offer your words with the sharpness, style and wit that can only be achieved through the works of a skilled wordsmith.

"So stand up and show 'em
With your own personal poem."

Click to see examples of each type of poem....

Below is an example poem that was written during a school skiing trip:

Somewhere in this hotel there is
An adult only floor
And you have probably worked out
That it is number 4

Up there there is a dreadful place
You would never take your mum
For there jacuzzi baths propel
Hot bubbles up your bum

Bill thought he'd wear a pair of trunks
For Bill was never rude
But when he opened up the door
S**T, Ladies in the nude

He stood there stiff with fear and shame
And feeling very silly
Give me the Wally hat cried Bill
I'll wear it on my willy

He shut the door and looked away
He very nearly ran
But then another nude he saw
This time it was a man

The place was full of nakedness
He could not stay away
So ripping of his boxer shorts
He cried "Is this Okay?"

Now Bill has much to offer us
Good wisdom - more or less
But what he offered to those nudes
I leave you all to guess

(c) Richard Elgood

Examples are added to on a regular basis so if you like Richard's work, please come again, or click below to buy a poem...

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"Thank you so much for my poem - it went down a royal treat. If anyone wants a speech written - i'm definately going to suggest a poem and send them your way." Helen, Manchester

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